Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”


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The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

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one direction in preschool

  • louis: talks really loud and brags about minor accomplishments
  • niall: laughs at absolutely everything to the point where it's ridiculous
  • zayn: has the best crayon pack out of everyone and colors all day long
  • liam: can read at a 1st grade level and won't let you forget it
  • harry: eats glue